Whoo-wee. It's been awhile since I've blogged. Even longer since I admitted I had a blog. Since I'm stranded in my hometown, car-less, mostly friend-less, and trying to shake the dreams from last night that may or may not be indicative of the future (car crashes, having sex with rivers cuomo), I figured I might as well throw some bullshit out there onto the internet. Ya know. Because there's really not enough.

Currently, I'm watching Man vs. Food, the world's most annoying show. Why? I'll tell you.

1) Adam Richman

This guy is more annoying than anyone I know. He isn't a competitive eater; he isn't really anything besides a pudgy guy who has mastered alliteration and can eat a lot. I have an English major friend who can do that same.

2) The ladies

All these girls always aid Adam Richman with their kisses, whereas if he was not on TV, they would not give a flying f*#%. Whores.

3) America

While other countries are starving, we have a show in which one man tries to eat things that could feed an entire village for a week. Busch league, America. Busch league.

4) Jealousy

I'm hungry.

I guess I'll go take a nap and see what comes up.