New Rock of Love Bus tonight!!!

There was a lot of dramz on this show, as per usual, but the best incident had to be when Daddy Brett asked "everyone not named Melissa" to leave so he could talk to her about how she dared to possibly have a boyfriend, and furthermore . . . . INSINUATE THAT HIS LUSCIOUS BLOND LOCKS ARE FAKE!!!  Brett really should have been saying "anyone who isn't a complete retard" leave the room, if he really wanted to get down to the truth about his hair, which looks pretty much identical to a wig I wore for Halloween once when I went as a 'groovy girly' in middle school.  Only mine didn't have sideburns.  Melissa went on to receive the "get the fuck out" when Brett discovered she also had a boyfriend.  I think it was mostly about the hair though.

The true tragedy of the evening was former porn star Brittaney getting the boot.  If there was anything remotely funny about the bi-polarly big-breasted trainwreck being forced to leave the man she had somehow deluded herself into thinking was her soulmate over the course of the previous four days, I did not see it.  In fact, I actually worry over what became of her after the show ended.  Will she come to the reunion special?  Will she still be alive?  We must wait and see. 

Ah, yes. The snow is falling, the cat is purring at my feet, and I am absolutely miserable. And somehow facebook knows it. Why do I believe this, you may ask? Facebook has little ads on the sidebars that cater to your likes and dislikes. For example they told me I should check out the new season of 30 Rock on dvd when it came out. Today I got this link: http://www.everystudent.com/features/source.html

No biggie, I'm all for the JC and being a good person. But it was a bit misleading considering the link was titled I hate my life.  Thanks facebuddy.  I wish I could unfriend myself . . . 

Something very startling occurred in my life this past week.  I found myself not only watching, but ENJOYING an episode of The Real World.  In particular this scene with Chet and Ryan:

This is the only time I've ever been able to relate to anyone on this show, let alone kinda-sorta want to be their friend.  Why did I not audition when they came around UMass?  Other notable highlights included Chet and Ryan debating the gender status of their transroomie (Davey Havok??? is that you????) , a conversation that concluded with Chet (the Mormon one) saying all he knew was that she had boobs and he "almost got to see them".  Classic.  I liked the old fashion pranking going on, until sourpuss J.D. flips his shit because someone put his windsock sized condom on a banana and fed it to the fish.  Chet and Ryan's blank reaction to Sarah and Katelynn's porpoise conversation was amusing as well.  Pretty much if Ryan and Chet had a show, I would watch it and be less embarrassed then to admit I habitually watch the drunk-lust-drama-face show featuring (ordinarily) the most vapid people on the face of the earth.  

What I would really like to know is where the eff are the other roommates???  I mean we saw Baya doin' her white girl dance.  We saw Sarah apparently discover that she left her sense of humor at the airport.  But what happened to Scott and Devyn?  They hardly got any face time.  One of them better turn out to be a closeted gay robot with a huge dick if they want to compete for air time in the Brooklyn house.  

All in all it looks like this season is going to be the religious right/military folk vs. the liberal and sexually alternative left.  

 Man I wish I was there.

Students returning from winter break to UMass will be thrilled to find . . .

More red signs! That's right, now nearly every building has a giant red and white sign. They're not in the way or anything. Oh yeah, and the new rec center . . . forgedda'boudit. Yes, indeed, UMass is forging ahead in giving itself a new makeover after being pretty much unceremoniously dumped by the state when they cut millions of dollars in funding. Like a desperate woman, trying to convince herself that she is in fact worthwhile after her good-for-nothing loser boyfriend ran off with some other chick, UMass is painting itself up like a whore, ignoring the various weakness within its infastructure. But ya, know. We got big red signs at least.

Have you ever felt like fate was listening? I should have when a commercial for New Zealand played "forever Young" as their theme song. I mean, is their anything more fateful than "Forever Young"???
Fate caught me again during the night when I was out with a friend and started mentioning the Oasis song "Wonderwall" in humorous context (it was really very funny I swear), and then the SONG STARTED PLAYING. Now I could chalk it up to someone overhearing my impeckable music choice and relaying it to the jukebox. But I refuse. This was an act of fate people, and only two of us were there to witness it. I know no one reads this, but if so, leave your fateful moments in the comments.